Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Just Drive. Or Stay Home

Because as sure as cat shit stinks to high heaven, the lovable jackbooted fascist goons at the TSA are busily thinking of ways to make traveling by airline even more of a hassle than it already is.

I'm surprised that the TSA isn't asking for fingerprints, DNA samples and copies of all of the report cards from the grammar schools attended by all travelers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd be happy to toss them a bung print.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to decide if that writer was sarcastic, or if her biggest issue really IS that they don't clean the bins often enough. Yep, flying is off my list for likely the rest of my life. And honestly, jackboots could only improve the look of the TSA's usual pot-gutted morons.