Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Pass the Popcorn, Again

I swear, this shit just gets better and better.

The upshot of it is that Palin's son, Track, may have joined the Army for a time-honored reason: To stay out of jail. And this after he spent his senor year in high school in Michigan for no good reason. And Palin's ex-brother-in-law may have been the trooper that investigated Track's sorry ass for vandalizing school buses and stealing vodka from a liquor store. So there may be even more to "Troopergate" than just the sordid tale of a marriage gone bad.

More here and here and here.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

What kind of weirdos name their boy-child "track"? Does he have a sister named "field"? Curious penguins want to know!

Oh, and yeah, it does seem he made tracks pretty well to join the Army ahead of the law...

-Badtux the Track-and-field Penguin