I Can't Imagine Why McCain Didn't Pick This Guy

Half man, half snake. All Republican, slithering this way and that.


(I suppose that you could argue that "half man and half snake equals all snake," but I won't go there today.)

This one might even be better: Half man, half slug. "You can always tell when a member of the John McCain Campaign has been there by the tell-tale trail of putrid slime."


I found these critters here.