Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Does John McCain Know That Spain is in Europe?

It is not clear that he does.

It may be fair, now, to start questioning whether McCain has all of his marbles.
Posted by on or about 12:13
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4 comments:

deadstick said...

Ummm, he said "in the hemisphere with us". That describes at least 90% of Spain, including the capital...;-)

9/18/2008 1:00 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

From what I have read, the discussion was about Latin America. When Americans talk about "our hemisphere," that is a reference to the western one, not the northern one.

9/18/2008 8:45 PM
deadstick said...

I know. Most of Spain is in the western hemisphere.

9/18/2008 10:51 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

You are giving way too much credit to a man who still thinks that there is a country called "Czechoslovakia."

9/19/2008 7:34 AM

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