Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

By the Gods, Do I Hate Comcast!!

I used to be a customer of a local cable company. If I had a problem, I could call them up and get an answer.

But now, after a series of mergers and acquisitions, Comcast supplies my cable service. Trying to get an answer out of them about anything is like trying to pull the truth out of Dick Cheney's ass. I have talked to my fourth "customer care representative" to try and gt an answer to a simple question. What a fucking waste of time.

UPDATE: #4 transferred me to #5, who had the answers.

I hate computer-voice menus. Hate, hate, hate. "Press pound-star-999 if you wish to see our corporate headquarters dynamited."
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2 comments:

ComcastCares1 said...

I apologize for the experience.

I would like to help. Please feel free to email me the phone number on the account.

I appreciate the opportunity to assist!

Mark C.
Comcast Corp.
We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com

9/16/2008 1:49 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Mark C., I did (finally) get the answer I needed.

9/16/2008 10:27 PM

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