Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 15, 2008

End of the Day

I cooked a chicken last night. As I deboned it, both George and Jake were hanging around for samples.

Jake is cool about it, he just waits. But as for George, if I am not quick enough, he stands up on his back legs and scratches as high as he can reach, which is the top of the dishwasher or the drawers under the countertops.

So I will leave you tonight with a photo of George demanding what he thinks is rightfully his.


Posted by on or about 20:43

1 comment:

BadTux said...

What, you mean it isn't rightfully his? Silly human. In a cat-owned household, every item is rightfully the cat's!

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

9/16/2008 3:50 PM

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