Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hookers and Blow

That was the name of the band that provided entertainment for a huge party thrown for the GOP delegates at their convention.

You just can't make up shit like this. Even Dave Barry could not have imagined that the GOP delegates would be dancing to Hookers & Blow.

(H/T to Get the Flick)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The question is whether they looked like "they're subjects in some kind of cruel mass experiment involving random-firing high-voltage buttock probes" (to quote Dave Barry). Though I suppose that with all the hookers and blow, that might have interfered with the dancing. Or maybe not.