Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sarah Palin is the Most Qualified Republican to be Vice President

Ayup. Sure she is.

Even if they were limiting it to women, I guess Kaye Bailey Hutchinson, Olympia Snowe and M. Jodi Rell had other plans.

Willard M. Romney threw in the towel on February 8th.
That means that John McCain had almost seven months to do an exhaustive and deliberate search for his running mate.

Seven fucking months. There is no sign that he used that time for any kind of deliberate search; rather, when his advisers convinced him last week that he couldn't go with Joe Lieberman, McCain panicked and basically pulled Palin's name out of a hat. It is fair to use this pick to question how John McCain makes decisions. How will he decide how to handle world problems; wait to the very last second and then pull something out of his ass?

Frankly, I suspect that the dirty old lecher chose someone who would not be too hard on his eyes. He didn't care that she was trying to rig an ethics investigation or that she had ties to a secessionist movement.

And now, they are going to resort to the same ploy that every politician who is in trouble for shitty-ass things does: Blame the media for reporting it.

The Kool-Aid drinkers will suck it up, too. Betcher ass on that!

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