Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 30, 2008

McCain's Medical Records

As you probably heard, John McCain released his medical records. But what didn't get a lot of play was this point:

"a small group of reporters reviewed 1,173 pages of medical documents that span 2000 to 2008"

I didn't pick up on this until Jon Steward mentioned it. 1,173 pages for eight years? And he's supposed to be in "good health?" That's nearly three pages of medical records filled out every week for eight freaking years.

Anyway, I'm watching some guy named Tad Devine on the Colbert Report (you need to watch both clips for it to make sense):





Devine thinks that Hillary Clinton is going to fall into line behind Barack Obama after he becomes the nominee. I think he's smoking crack and that SNL nailed it.

So here, for your viewing pleasure, is that clip again:

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