Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Republicans' Ralph Nader

Bob Barr, who is running for president on the Batshit Libertarian ticket. He at least has name recognition that is higher than the last guy, Boris Badenov, or something like that. Barr could pull a few percentage points away from McCain, which is good news for the good guys.
Posted by on or about 07:22

1 comment:

BadTux said...

And y'know, I think Bob won't have any moral qualms at all about being the Republican's Ralph Nader. Because as his constant editorializing and ranting have confirmed, he thinks the current crop of Republicans are just one step removed from Satan, and that even Democrats are preferable to them. I can see him just rubbing his hands in glee at the notion of helping get those batshit crazy big government Republicans out of office.

- Badtux the Amused Penguin

5/13/2008 6:48 PM

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