Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Secretary of Defense is an Appeaser of Fascism!

I swear, you just can't make this shit up:

George Bush states that negotiating with Iran is akin to appeasement of Hitler.

Meanwhile, the Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, wants to have greater contacts and talks with Iran.

Those guys can't even get on the same page. Most situation comedies have at least one character who is a complete idiot. The Bush Administration would be a riotous sitcom if only their bumbling hadn't cost the lives of 4,000 American soldiers, over 100,000 Iraqi civilians, and resulted in over a half-million American soldiers with open wounds, closed brain injuries and PTSD.
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