This Sunday, May 11th, is Mother's Day.
Do not forget or you will be in the shit up to your eyebrows. Having to run down to the local 24hr drugstore or mini-mart at 6AM on Sunday in order to buy a gift will only mark you as an inattentive and uncaring lout. Stopping at a roadside stand on the way to your mother's house to buy a bouquet of shitty overpriced flowers will show that you are truly a thoughtless moron.
Yes, it is just another fucking Hallmark Holiday. Regardless, suck it up.
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