Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 2, 2008

Feel Free to Blame This Guy

Marko the Munchkin Wrangler. For he told his readers about the Atomic Nerds and now I am telling you. Much of what they write is not keyboard-safe and if your boss is not amused by your laughing at your desk, you might want to not read them at work.

The Boy Scout Casino. Remote Control.

And they also reposted this classic:


So if you get shitcanned from your job for wasting your slavemaster's time on their site, don't come crying about it to me.
Posted by on or about 09:41

1 comment:

Phil said...

Funny shit.
Brought back the horrors of Boy Scout camp all too vividly.

5/02/2008 11:32 AM

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