Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 25, 2024

The Dumbest and Most Childish Reason to Choose a Running Mate




"He like me." -- The TOFF is devolving to using pidgen English.

It's time to give a cognitive test to Dementia Donnie.

That clip of Vance trying to tell a joke was about the most awkward campaign moment since Romney tried to get a crowd to chant "Romney Ryan".

6 comments:

Sikhandtake said...

JD is not the asset Trump thinks he is, especially in the area JD came from: https://youtu.be/14brKebjIPk?si=i0zBRMZzXN_7C122&t=145

Not liked very much, not at all. The fatal bit is that jokes are being made about him, by the folk Trump is hoping to court.

Sikhandtake said...

Ack! This is the clip I was thinking of as to the jokes about JD: https://youtu.be/hW44HnByv3c?si=4S2r4G39qf05cdOa&t=178

eg: "He washes his skillets!" -- a jab that the locals really get, but that others who don't use cast iron skillets on a regular basis likely won't.

B said...

You area ware that Colbert is not news?


Also, are you gonna use the the same metrics to look at the speech of your presumptive candidate? She often sounds like she is a dementia sufferer in her speech.

Comrade Misfit said...

I am aware that Colbert is not news, just as I am also aware that Fox News is not news.

You are supporting a candidate that is demonstrably slower than he was in the past. But we all know that it’s OK if you’re Republican.

B said...

I'll ask again: Are you gonna use the the same metrics to look at the speech of your presumptive candidate?

Or are you gonna give her a break because she is female and democrat (and "Black")? (quotes because she is not of african ancestry, but pretends to be.)

Hey, at least yer not censoring me when I ask the hard questions. That is a start. It takes courage. I am proud of you.

Comrade Misfit said...

Right, like you and the rest of your ilk weren’t harping on Biden’s verbal missteps.

I delete your comments when you’re offensive. You have a tendency to end with an insult. Like your left-handed compliment.

As to the rest, this is my blog. You don’t pay me. You don’t care for what and how I write, then hit the bricks, bucko.