Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, July 26, 2024

Just When You Think It Can’t Get Any Weirder

The Hillbilly Liar watches dolphin porn while fucking his couch. Allegedly.

My recollection of the part of Ohio he's from is that it's pretty flat. His claiming to be a hillbilly because his grandparents were from there would be like Trump claiming to be German. But since he clearly worships Hitler, maybe...
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dan gerene said...

Well, dolphins could be considered cute and if he could hook up with one, that might just result in another tax deduction for him.

7/27/2024 5:19 AM

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