Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, August 5, 2022

A Man Has Got to Know His Limitations

Madison Cawthorn, sure as fuck, does not.

This makes no sense on so many levels. This is nothing more than LARPing with firearms. Tam is right; the only good thing for Maddy is that, in a wheelchair, he's less likely to trip over his clown shoes.

(H/T)

(Origin of the title of this post.{They could have blown up Hal Holbrook with him carrying a cheaper gun.})

2 comments:

Eck! said...

I watched that, seriously, its how you would get killed.

However if you want to play at swat and bad guys,
who am I to say its not fun.

I've seen some mil LARP and often it pretty funny
when someone tries to do to do it and makes a
colossal mess of it.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

What is he training for? A job on Fox News.

-Doug in Sugar Pine