Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 6, 2022

"Oh, Fuck Me! He's Stabbing Me! I'm Dead! .....I'm Dead."


The kid behind the counter is the owner of the business. Both perps were arrested.

As the saying goes, don't start none, won't be none.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Don't come to a knife fight with nothin.

Nope your not dead. But your busted!



Eck!

dan gerene said...

States seem to vary a lot on self defense issues. Whether protecting your property or person is a right or if in any way possible you can run from a situation. Don't know the outcome but a few years ago in my state a person was arrested for shooting someone in their garage. The way it was put the legal difference was whether the garage was attached or not. But in Texas some years ago a man was acquitted of murder when he shot a 'repo man' from a distance into the back of the cab of the pickup he was repossessing.

Comrade Misfit said...

There's a lot of variation. Grabbing the tip jar might be shoplifting. Going behind the counter ups it to robbery, maybe strong-arm robbery.

My gut feeling is that the shopowner/clerk is going to be OK.

yellowdoggranny said...

just bring up his name will send me into a psychotic rage at times. if people start talking politics around me my son will tell them' don't get her started.'...
I'm an Air Force Brat..thank you for your service..
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jackie