Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Messing With Texas

A Florida activist has found a unique way to protest a new Texas law requiring public schools to display signs with the national motto. Chaz Stevens, founder of the Mount Jab Church of Mars—a group in Boca Raton, Fla., that advocates for the separation of church and state—launched a GoFundMe campaign Sunday to send hundreds of "In God We Trust" signs written in Arabic to the Lone Star State.

It's funny, but apparently the State Lege in Texas has solved all of the problems with the state's electrical grid that they can afford to spend time on this nonsense.

I wonder if it's too late to sell the goddamned state to the Mexicans.

7 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Go Fund Me goal now $250,000 due to response and expected need to lawyer up. Law’s writer (Bryan Hughes,R-Redneck) is stating the Arabic signs don’t meet the SB 797’s requirements, I assume because the law specifies “In God We Trust”…but as Texas has no English as the Official Language Law, I think they’ll get to display the signs. As a lawyer, Hughes should know better, but be8ng a lawyer doesn’t make you a good one.

Ten Bears said...

No no no no no ... Give it back to Mexico

Spud said...

Yeah they'd certainly take Texas back...provided that , we kept the Texans.

Stewart Dean said...

Ah yes, Texas. There's the apparently apocryphal line usually attributed long time ago to Texas Governor "Ma" Ferguson: "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for the children of Texas!". She was refusing to allow education to be taught in Spanish for the Hispanic children of the state.

If, for some benighted reason, you wish to stay informed about the enduring lunacy of TX, I highly recommend the Texas Observer, carrying on the proud legacy of Molly Ivins. $1/year
https://www.texasobserver.org/

Comrade Misfit said...

Spud, then no deal. I want the fun if seeing Rafael T. Cruz eligible for a passport from a fourth country.

Paul said...

I'm kind of with Ten Bears on just the "giving back" Texas to Mexico. But I don't think Mexico WANTS Texas back. They'd rather have California.

yellowdoggranny said...

I love and hate my homestate of Texas...I try and pretend like that other Texas is not a part of my Texas...sigh*** but I love what this dude is doing.