Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Alex Jones Concedes That He is Full of Shit and Spreads Lies For Money

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said Wednesday that he now understands it was irresponsible of him to declare the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre a hoax and that he now believes it was “100% real,” a day after the parents of a 6-year-old boy killed in the attack testified about the suffering, death threats and harassment they’ve endured because of what Jones has trumpeted on his media platforms.

“It was ... especially since I’ve met the parents. It’s 100% real,” Jones testified at his trial to determine how much he owes for defaming the parents of a 6-year-old who was among the 20 students and six educators killed in the 2012 attack at the school in Newtown, Connecticut.

Don't be fooled, Jones knew all along that the Sandy Hook Massacre was real. He spread disinformation and lies to all of the low-wattage mouthbreathers who buy his shit so he could make a buck. The families of the murdered children have endured a decade's worth of harassment and death threats because of Alex Jones.

The proper outcome of these trials would be to take every cent Jones has and then turn him into shark chum. But he's so vile they might not eat him. And the courts can't order that he be fed to the sharks.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

He's still lying.

One truth is its about the all mighty dollar and
lining his pockets.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

That would be shark abuse. Not that I'm against it or anything.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

LOL ~ His lawyer turned the contents of his phone over to the other lawyers, who promptly turned him in to the feds for child porn ...

w3ski said...

My ex listens to him or at least some of his bile. It always gets my back up when she'd quote him. I wonder how she can reconcile this statement with having believed stuff he says? I'm sure it will be rationalized away as something benign.
w3ski