Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
4 comments:
This was quite an accomplishment for his lawyers. That damn fool can't not run his mouth and would have incriminated himself before he got his identity confirmed.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
Local news station said the only time he didn't take the fifth on was stating his name. Kind of surprised he didn't use John Barron or David Dennison. Too obvious?
MY co worker, trumpiest of trumanzees, explained this tactic. "He's a fu45in GENIUS!!!! He's got em right where he wants em!!! and I'll tell you another thing........" The scary part is he had a table full volksturm nodding in rapt attention
It's like "The Emporer's New Clothes" kind of a story. His people see him as wise and powerful and good. The rest of us see him as a vile and disgusting slug.
He wouldn't be near the problem he is if we could just peel back the rose-colored glasses his people wear.
w3ski
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