Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, August 26, 2022

Lesson #1 in Criminal Defense Practice Is...

...Get all of the money up front. Clients who lose have no incentive to pay.

Exhibit 1:

Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's former confidante now serving a 20-year prison sentence for child sex trafficking, is being sued for more than $878,000 in unpaid legal fees by a law firm representing her, according to court documents.

The lawyers are also suing her brother, claiming that he assured them that he'd pay. If they didn't get that in writing, then they are dumber than they look.

4 comments:

MQ_old_school said...

Yep, that's what the bankruptcy lawyers do. They know who/what their clients are. I suspect the criminal attorneys do too.

Ten Bears said...

First Rule of Old Outlaws ...

dinthebeast said...

Hookers and dope dealers also.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

yellowdoggranny said...

choose your clients better assholes..