Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nobody has accused the Conservatives of being full of valor, virtue, consistency, or common sense. The Bundy bunch was armed, angry, and engaging in the time-honored tradition of taking and/or abusing the taxpayer and the public good. What's not to like?

Jill

DeSelby said...

I don't know how I stumbled across your blog but I'm a solid if semi-avid fan.

What I don't understand, being a Canuck, is your unflagging commitment to guns. In Canada the long gun registry has for now, been put paid to. And I think that a good thing. There are all kinds of people in the great white north who need rifles either to hunt or as protection against predatory beasties. But, I surmise, since the greater part of our population is urban, the rationale lends itself more towards hunting than security.

Unless, we are mortally threatened by members of our own society.

And it is this underlying animus that seems to motivate much of the gun rhetoric in your country.

Would you please, and I'm not being coy, please explain why you are so clearly pro-gun.

Thanks, John

Joe said...

John, are you sure you've been following this blog? Because you seemed to have missed (1) a long-standing affection for heavy, complex iron mechanisms that make lots of noise and (2) an athlete's pride in precise application of force.

Pretty sure the cats are uncorrelated.

Comrade Misfit said...

Personally?

Start here.