Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 2, 2016

You Stupid Fucking Bastard, CCW Edition

One churchgoer shot another over a dispute over who got to sit where.

If this story has it right, the situation was deescalated until some mouth-breathing Asshole with a CCW badge and a gun decided to play cop. The guy sitting where he wasn't supposed to ended up dead, the shooter is in jail.

Stupid idiot. The argument over who sat where wasn't his circus, but Asshole flashed a badge and drew his gun. The dead guy called him on not being a cop and threw a punch.

If the story is true, Asshole rightfully will be a guest of the state for many years to come. I'm kind of surprised that they haven't charged Asshole with impersonating a cop, but that'll probably come.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

I do not trust those idiots that carry those CCW badges. I would bet that they are the ones that applied to the police department and were turned away for one reason or another.

Comrade Misfit said...

Probably for reasons related to mental stability.