Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

GOP Primary: Next Stage is "I Demand Satisfaction! Pistols at Dawn, Sir!"

Cruz is going after Trump for being a serial philanderer with loathsome diseases.

The Donald is saying that Cruz's dad had a hand in the assassination of JFK.

We're not far from when they should go to a modern equivalent to Bloody Island and have it out once and for all. But let's face it, neither one of those two gents would have the guts to stand behind their mouths.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

But think about the ratings...even pay-per-view!

Aaron said...

It's unfortunately been a clown show for quite a while now.

As an aside, thanks for the pointer to "Fate is the Hunter", it was an excellent aviation read.

Paul W said...

Neither of these guys are Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. If it ever comes to using the Code Duello, we're gonna find both of them unable to read the instructions.

Paul W said...

Somewhere, Jim Bowie is performing a Cirque de Soleil act in his grave.

D. said...

Mr. Wartenberg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Thumbsucking at five paces, I say.