Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

GOP Primary: Next Stage is "I Demand Satisfaction! Pistols at Dawn, Sir!"

Cruz is going after Trump for being a serial philanderer with loathsome diseases.

The Donald is saying that Cruz's dad had a hand in the assassination of JFK.

We're not far from when they should go to a modern equivalent to Bloody Island and have it out once and for all. But let's face it, neither one of those two gents would have the guts to stand behind their mouths.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

But think about the ratings...even pay-per-view!

Aaron said...

It's unfortunately been a clown show for quite a while now.

As an aside, thanks for the pointer to "Fate is the Hunter", it was an excellent aviation read.

Paul W said...

Neither of these guys are Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. If it ever comes to using the Code Duello, we're gonna find both of them unable to read the instructions.

Paul W said...

Somewhere, Jim Bowie is performing a Cirque de Soleil act in his grave.

D. said...

Mr. Wartenberg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Thumbsucking at five paces, I say.