Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, February 8, 2016

Super Bowl L

They didn't call it that, because "L" is a boring Roman numeral.

Anyway, if you like defensive football, it was a game to watch. Denver's defense rattled the hell out of Carolina's offense.

But let's get to the important part: The advertising. Though I did miss some of them, so if you're opinion is otherwise, chime in.

I think Doritos won the night with two great ads:





Hyundai had a funny one, too:



Budweiser had a bit of a misfire, though:



"Raise One to Right Now" is a nice play on the name of John E. Bush's dark money PAC, "Right to Rise", but since the ¿JEB? campaign is cratering, only hardcore political geeks got the pun.

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