Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Caturday

Prison cat just wants out!!


Not to worry, she was in quarantine for a bit. Since this photo was taken, she has gone to her forever home.
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3 comments:

John in Philly said...

Prison cat needs a small tin cup to rattle back and forth against the bars.
Meow, meow, meow, hiss, hiss, meow. Translates to "let me out you dirty screws!"

Good to see she got pardoned and is in a good home.

2/06/2016 7:43 AM
Deadstick said...

Congrats from Fellini.

2/06/2016 9:25 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Oh, look, an animal smarter than Shkreli...that cat understands you don't smirk in the wrong place!

2/06/2016 9:53 AM

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