Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 1, 2016

Ohh..Do Want. (HK T-Shirt)


I don't know if I can get this past the printer's legal department, but I may try.

(Origin of the slogan)
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6 comments:

3383 said...

Parody is protected speech. Just lie and say it is parody.

2/02/2016 12:08 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I think it's legitimate parody.

2/02/2016 12:24 PM
383 said...

Is it parody if it is true?

I reread the correia45 post you link, but this time I realized this was the "Sad Puppy" Larry Correia involved in trying to game or break the Hugo Awards.

2/02/2016 2:16 PM
Murphy's Law said...

I would buy one. I get it and it's spot on.

2/02/2016 8:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

383, I didn't follow the "sad puppy" brouhaha, so I have no idea who was right, who was wrong, of if there even was a right or wrong side.

Murph, not going to put them up for sale. But if you want the graphic, shoot an email to me: stinsongal at that there google mail place.

2/02/2016 10:24 PM
MrGarabaldi said...

LOL;

That is a good T-shirt, need one for the Glock Fanboys also....and SIG, LOL

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