Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Are There Guns in Heaven?

I would say yes, based on the Marine Corps Hymn. More particularly, the second half of the third verse:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
The Marines aren't going anywhere without their weapons.

So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.

3 comments:

Tam said...

cf. Cracker "Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?" and Uncle Kracker "Heaven".

Ole Phat Stu said...

There are NO marines in heaven.
Else how likely is it that the 72 virgins would have survived?

Robert Fowler said...

Of course there are Marines in Heaven. God loves Marines, they keep Heaven stocked with fresh souls. Those 72 virgins are goats so they are safe from the Marines.

Someday (hopefully not soon) I will join the ranks of the Marines guarding Heavens streets.