Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 26, 2014

"Salute-Gate"

The latest mock-scandal from the Wingnut Noise Machine.

Obama:


Bush:


And the expressors of outrage over the Coffee Salute:


We have a lot of problems facing us, from how we educate our children to our penchant for engaging in endless wars in the World's Largest Catbox. And yet, the Wingnut Noise Machine is going all agog over a fucking salute?

If that's the issue that merits hours and hours of news coverage and oodles of column inches in papers and the Almighty knows how many gigabits of computer memory and gigglebytes of data transmission, then all I have to say is this:


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