Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

OMG, Here Come the Mall Cops!


Your argument is invalid.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

I want to see somebody shoot a .308 off one of those... :-)

Deadstick said...

OK, those things only work well on pavement, so look out demonstrators...

BadTux said...

I said "Photo shop!" then went looking for the provenance of that photo. Those are actual Chinese cops in Beijing, a bit before the Olympics, in fact they're part of an "elite" anti-terrorism squad drilling for a response to a terrorist attack.

- Badtux the Music Penguin`

CenterPuke88 said...

Actually, Segway also produces an "Adventure" model with off-road tires, mudflaps, and a ruggedized frame. That's what the owner of the company with the production rights to the Segway (Jim Heselden) was riding as he bopped off a 42' cliff in Yorkshire in 2008. He died.