Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Mobile Phone Insurance ID: Not a Good Thing

So there you are, having been pulled over, and you hand your license and your unlocked smartphone to Officer Friendly.


Unlike the GEICO ad, most of the time, the cop goes back to his or her road car with your papers. Which, in this case, is going to give him a few minutes to surf through your phone looking for anything incriminating.

Why run the risk? Print out a paper insurance card and stick that into your glove box.

3 comments:

Mike R said...

As privacy rights continue to erode it boggles the mind that anyone would continue to make it easier for government to gain access to personal information. Even if one is squeaky clean doesn't it make sense to closely guard your personal space.

Wraith said...

Very, VERY good point, and one that most people won't think about. We've given up too many of our rights for the sake of convenience as it is.

dinthebeast said...

Willingly hand my phone to a cop?
Oh HELL no.

-Doug in Oakland