Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 12, 2014

Doesn't Every School System Need a Tank?

Hey, kiddies! Your teachers have a tank! So behave!
The San Diego Unified School District Police Department has acquired its own vehicle, known as a MRAP, and expect it to be operational by October.
San Diego thinks they can use it in an emergency. They seem to think they can use it in an earthquake, because it can pull down a wall, but what good is that? They'd have a structurally-compromised building and then Barney Fife is going to start to yank down walls? Without any knowledge of structural engineering?

Are they smoking crack?

The San Diego School Police are trying to calm everyone down. "It's not a tank!"" "We'll paint a big Red Cross on it!" "We'll have teddy bears inside!"

Bullshit. You don't need an armored infantry fighting vehicle to deliver medical supplies and teddy bears. A truck would do the job, or a fucking ambulance. And painting it white and slapping on a Red Cross doesn't make it any less militarized.

For if that was the case, this gun would be legal to buy in California:

4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I suspect glamguns is missing the boat if they haven't started a line of guns in SEC school colors...then maybe Big 10 and Big 12...

ShortWoman said...

If there's a silver lining to this stupidity, it's that nonsense like this is finally making the news and getting publicity. Maybe schools -- and municipalities -- will notice the public pressure and realize that vehicles like this belong in war zones.

I am sick and tired of school districts that don't have enough money for things like books and teachers and repairing the roof somehow manage to come up with a maintenance budget for a military vehicle full of teddy bears with a red cross painted on the side!

w3ski said...

When I was a kid in Berkeley during the 'protests',they had Tanks, Real Tanks, on loan from the Guard but they kept them out of sight down by the waterfront. Of course the cops knew how to use a Baton back then too.
Schools have their own now? No way not even a mini tank.
w3ski

Leo Knight said...

The only possible justifiable use of an armored vehicle I can think of would be a situation like Columbine. Even then, shouldn't the real police be called? Maybe because I went to Catholic school, but I don't remember having school police when I was a kid. The biggest threat was Sister Maria Thomas with her yardstick.