Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 19, 2014

Now Commence the Backstabbing; Perfidious Albion Edition

The Scots have voted to stay in the UK.

As part of the "vote no" campaign, British Prime Minister Cameron promised that if the Scots voted no, that the British government would cede (or "devolve") more power to Scotland.

I'll bet that he's going to forget about that promise faster than Obama forgot about being "the most transparent administration in history".

2 comments:

Peter said...

I daresay he'll "devolve" as much power to Scotland as the Scots "devolve" their whisky distilleries to England.

CenterPuke88 said...

No bet on some of the Conservative Party taking that tack...some already expressed concerns pre-election.

The more interesting thought is that the Conservative Party would probably have rather that Scotland voted Yes. They have all of one MP from Scotland, a Labour stronghold. The exit of Scotland would have ensured Conservative rule in England, Wales and Northern Ireland for decades...so the thinking goes. They, of course, fail to understand that UKIP would quickly morph into a real second party, and the Conservatives would be forced to move either left or far right...