Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Dear "Operators"

Please take note: A "1911 platform" was something that President Theodore Roosevelt stood on when he gave a speech.

The M1911 and its progeny are "handguns," "pistols" or more crudely, "guns".

And you're welcome to try to use an AR-15 as a platform, but I suspect you'll bend that sucker once you put your full weight on it.

Why do we have so many "operators", anyway? You'd have thought that direct dialing and unlimited long-distance calling would have put most of them out of a job......

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Have you seen the picture of some Russian guy doing push ups with his AK between his hands and the ground? It seems even the magazines are super strength over there.
Of course they didn't show how the rifle functioned after that abuse either.
w3ski

Unknown said...

Hey, I'm an Operator.

The booklet thingy that came with my toaster oven says so.