Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Up in the Air

It looks like a CAVOK day where I am, but if you were to climb to 4,000 feet or so above ground, you'd see the haze lawyer that is enveloping the ground:


You are breathing that shit.

This is a rotating beacon at a small airport. The beacon tower itself may be a survivor from the days of the lighted airways.


I find it hard to regard Maule airplanes with tricycle gear as being anything other than an abomination in the eyes of the Gods of Aviation.


Putting tricycle gear on a Maule is like putting tires with a M speed rating on a Porsche.

A rather pretty Cessna 150:


4 comments:

Marc said...

CAVOK is a curse word for me. I was stationed somewhere not in the US of A, and found out that CAVOK observations were the norm, no matter what the conditions really were. If the official forecast stated X, the observation would follow the forecast. Took me a week to catch on to which reports were reliable, and which were junk. Good thing they taught limited data and satellite forecasting at school!

bearsense said...

... and if we only had a nickel for every bad weather forecast we've received ......

CenterPuke88 said...

Reminds me of my flight training in the mid-90's. Hit 2-3,000 ft just south of Dallas-Fort Worth and you suddenly saw the nasty crap you were breathing...

Marc said...

Bearsense, you'd have a large stack of nickels. It was GIGO - garbage in, garbage out, in that first week. It took me a week to figure out the dependable sites vs the rest, since some reported reality sometimes. If I had the information back then that I can pull up on my iPad now, I'd have gotten the remote forecasts right every time - instead of most of the time. If wishes were fishes...