Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Reformin' th' NSA?

I be not sure that it gunna be possible to fix th' NSA wit' any 'o th' people who be in charge. Thar does nah seem t' be anyone thar who does nah understand that "Nineteen Eighty-Four" was nah intended t' be an operations manual. They 'ave the opinion that they be above the code o' conduct. The NSA be a Constitution-free zone.

If our country be t' survive as a free nation, we 'ave t' replace the NSA. Or we can admit t' being a nation where the government has the power t' search our shit when it pleases 'em.

Arrr, wha' do ye say, me hearties? 'tis up t' ye.

Be ye free scallywags or be ye sheep?

(And be ye forgettin' th' day?)

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