Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 26, 2013

George Steinbrenner's Body Lies A'spinning in the Grave

I don't follow sports. But I looked at the baseball listings because I saw a headline that the top teams in the National League Central division have so dominated their league that all three of them have clinched a playoff berth. Not sure if that's ever happened before, not that I care much.

Then I looked at the American League stats. The Yankees are in 4th place and 13 games out of first? If George Steinbrenner was still alive, he'd be taking heads.

And when the hell did Miami get a baseball team? What idiot thought it would be a good idea to play baseball in the heat/humidity of a Florida summer? Maybe that's why they've lost 100 games. They must suck so badly that the Cubs ought to sue them for trademark infringement.

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