Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 20, 2013

Dumbo-Cop

(From here)

Apparently he was put on the SWAT team because writing traffic tickets was too much of an intellectual challenge.
Posted by on or about 08:28
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4 comments:

w3ski said...

Uncivilised Storm Trooper. Are they not required to graduate high school and know that doors usually open on the right side??? I grew up in a city and learned that, before Grade School was out.
w3sk

9/21/2013 12:55 PM
bearsense said...

I think Gary Larsen did a "Far Side" cartoon on this subject years ago

9/21/2013 6:33 PM
Frank W. James said...

You realize there is more truth in what you said than many realize. There is a certain percentage on any SWAT or 'Tactical' team because there was no place left for 'em after all the division commanders got tired to their inability to do even simple cop stuff...

All The Best,
Frank W. James

9/30/2013 11:47 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

w3ski, most doors in commercial buildings open outwards. That's so that in case of a fire, people won't get trapped against doors that open inwards.

That's one of those building code rules that were based on the bodies of a lot of fire victims.

Frank, I generally feel that the number of accoutrements for cops (and shooters) has an inverse relationship to competence and smarts.

10/01/2013 8:34 AM

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