Yes, indeedy, our Fearless Fosdicks at the FBI think that buying a cup of joe with cash is a sign of terroristic intent. My local coffee shop, which likes most others, has WiFi, won't take plastic for under $5. So everyone's a terrorist.
And so, by the way, is getting the same tattoo as your friends (read the one for tattoo parlors). So all those grunts or jarheads who get unit tattoos, they're watching yer asses. Same for you foamers ("general public" one) or people who don't want others to see the screens of their laptops (Internet cafes).
I think that we need more budget cuts, gang.
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Sheeit, Google search for the 72 ways the government thinks you're a terrorist and start counting my dear.
I was well over ten but under twenty.
Fuck those paranoid sonsabitches, at this point I am starting to think like a terrorist.
OMG! Thoughtcrime..........
There's a list for that too.
Fucking assholes.
I looked into that list And I clicked on two of the links to read the supporting documents.
Neither one supported the argument. Of course, in a 72 question test, getting two wrong isn't an automatic "F". But when I go 0 for 2, I lose the urge to look at more.
1. Oooh, Fearless Fosdick reference!
2. Actually, I'll see your Fosdick and raise you Toody and Muldoon and possibly Drebin.
3. It is known that only terrorists drink coffee at coffee shops. However, cops are required to drink bad instant coffee, so we're even. Or at least not in danger of being thought terrorist cops.
.. and Elmer Fudd: "Be afwaid, be vwery afwaid."
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