Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Because Fuck You, NSA

Because fuck you in making the Internet a government spying tool.

Because fuck you for destroying any premise of a private e-mail.

Because fuck you for creating an internal spying regime that would have been the envy of the Stasi and the KGB.

Because fuck you for creating an internal spying regime that made the tinfoil-hat crazies seem downright pedestrian.

Because fuck you for not recognizing that Americans have a Constitutional right to not be spied on by their own government without a specific search warrant.

Because fuck you for your rubber-stamp Federal court that approves blanket search warrants.

Because fuck you for regarding the American citizens as adversaries.

NSA: Fuck all y'all

(My PGP Public key is after the break)

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This key is also in the sidebar, towards the bottom of this blog.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two lines in your key (6th and last) contain the letters NSA, in that order, albeit with different spacings between the 3 letters.

You sure your key is uncompromised? ;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

It's possible. But 4096bit encryption using open-source software is the best that I know how to do.