Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 24, 2011

For the New Graduates


Supposedly this year is better for new graduates than last year, but if the Teahadists in the GOP force a government default, all bets are off.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

And the sad thing is that this is true even if you have a degree in one of the so-called "safe" fields like Computer Science. If you're not Indian and willing to work for $20,000/year as an "intern" on an H1B while living with 8 other Indian workers in a 1 bedroom apartment with futons on the floor, forget about getting a job in the Silicon Valley as a new college grad, for example... the only Americans being hired are those like me with a decade or more of experience, as the system architects and managers of those imported slave workers.

Yes, your tags are utterly correct :(.

- Badtux the "WASF" Penguin