Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Alan Simpson to Veterans: Die Faster

Alan Simpson, the chairman of president Obama's Catfood Commission, is shifting his ire from senior citizens to veterans.

Balancing the Federal budget on the backs of the poor, the veterans and the old is a trick of the Confederate party and their fellow-travelers in the DLC/Blue Dogs. President Obama is being utterly foolish in buying into their schemes. He should be attacking them, hammer and tong.

H/T1 and H/T2)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Man, today's Republicans make Dr. Kevorkian look like an angel of life and hope. I guess this is the Republican Party's new slogan: Sick, old, or disabled? Just die, already.

They ought to rename themselves The Party of Death to comply with truth-in-advertising laws. Sadly, there's enough vicious SOB's out there who get woodies from the thought of dead people (dead OTHER people, of course) that even going legit like that wouldn't change their appeal too much...

- Badtux the Death-defyin' Penguin