Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Do the Teabaggers Want to Close the Public Schools, and
It's All About The Gay!

Sharron Angle apparently does want to defund public education.

After all, how much education does one need to be a serf?

A couple of thousand miles to the east, the teabaggers in Ohio are showing that they are from the root of gay-bashers that infect much of the Confederate party. Of their fifteen points of utter insanity, three of them target gay people directly:
3. Marriage is defined as being between a man and a woman, any other type of Union is not marriage.
4. Children should not be placed into foster homes where the parents are homosexual, bisexual, or transgender.
10. I oppose the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy of the military and believe that all same sex partners should be banned from combat duty in the military because of the propensity to transmit blood-borne diseases in the theatre of battle.
As you can see in point #2, they also believe that pollution is part of the plan of their Dear and Fluffy Lord and if He doesn't like people fucking up His world, then He will fix it.

Point #7 betrays their utter ignorance and xenophobia, as you already have to be a citizen to vote.

If you wanted to sum up the Tea party's planks if a few words, it would be this: Xenophobia, homophobia, scientific ignorance and acting as the useful idiots for the rich.

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