Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 9, 2010

Wild German Radioactive Boars Are Multiplying!

Seriously. You just can't make up this kind of shit.

First wild boars. Then, maybe, ants?

(H/T)
Posted by on or about 19:38

4 comments:

CalvinsMom said...

Mmmm. Self-cooking peeeg.

8/09/2010 8:49 PM
Eck! said...

Easy to hunt as they glow in the dark.

However is the preferred ammo DU or lead ball?


Eck!

8/09/2010 10:14 PM
Miss B. Havior said...

Check out:

Empire of the Ants 1977
A group of prospective land buyers led by Marilyn Fryser (Joan Collins), wind up battling giant, mutated ants capable of human mind control. Filmed in beautiful Hutchinson Island, Florida, my home and home of the St. Lucie Nuclear Power Plant

8/10/2010 5:47 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Eck, best to use the same "PIE" (Pyrotechnically Initiated Explosive) rounds that are being stockpiled for World War Z.

8/10/2010 3:20 PM

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