Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Novel Way of Meeting St. Peter

It probably would not surprise a regular reader of this blog to learn that I don't believe in the whole "St. Peter With the Book at the Pearly Gates" bit.

But I'd still love to eavesdrop on St. Peter's intake interview for this recent decedent, who offed himself by driving off a cliff while Twittering.

Heidi Montag's gonna have to find herself a new cutter...

(H/T)

5 comments:

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

I'm pleased to see that the dog survived. Maybe there is justice in the world.

Regards,

Frank

montag said...

Ditto what Frank said.

Anonymous said...

Good for the dog. I wonder if he tried to twitter faster or gave up after he went airborne?

Nangleator said...

Malibu? Have you ever driven there? You're not safe looking at the fucking road, driving up there!

But I absolutely love this bit of awesomeness from the story: "The dog... survived injuries to the head, eye and paw."

I hope he bit the moron before he died.

BadTux said...

A superficial twit dies of superficial twitter. Whoa!

- Badtux the Snarking Penguin