Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ted Stevens is Off the Hook

The Justice Department has asked that the conviction be set aside and the indictment dismissed. The reason is the blatant misconduct of the prosecutors.

Another job well done by the Justice Department under the Chimperor. What I am not clear on is whether it was a matter of plain incompetence or active sabotage of the case. Given that Rove salted the Justice Department with right-wing ideologues who had law degrees from some of the worst schools in the nation, either choice may be valid.

5 comments:

Lockwood said...

Did you hear anything about why they've apparently decided not to retry him?

Comrade Misfit said...

They're dismissing the indictment, too, so I take that as a pretty solid sign that Ted is off the hook.

Cujo359 said...

Over at FireDogLake, Christy wrote today that this decision means Stevens' sentencing hearing will be canceled, so he's off the hook. She's a former prosecutor, so I'm guessing she'll turn out to be right. ;)

Lockwood said...

Decent article here on the possible reasoning: http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2009_04/017552.php

Lockwood said...

Sorry, didn't think to embed... I know that can cause grief. Here you go.