Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Smacking Down the Swine Flu

The Daily Show takes on the hype around the Swine Flu:

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Jason Jones does "paranoid crazy person" better than most:

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1 comment:

lisahgolden said...

I'm confused. Are we supposed to be wearing masks? Or fake pig noses? I had one friend shame me big time for making a joke about it because he has friends and colleagues in Mexico City. Can you tell me what I'm supposed to be doing?

I mean, I'm willing to stay home if that's the smart thing to do. I don't HAVE to go to the office.