Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Microsoft Word

Microsoft Word is a word-processing program that was written by the same sort of sick fucks as who would think it funny to smear axle grease on a wheelchair ramp.

That is all.
Posted by on or about 10:41

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

PREACH ON. God, I fucking hate Micro$oft products.

4/20/2009 1:42 PM
Ruckus said...

Even this faint praise is toooooo much

4/20/2009 2:33 PM
Damon Lord said...

That's probably one of the best blogposts I've read in months.

4/21/2009 1:13 AM

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