Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Don't Let the Screen Door Hit You in the Ass, Rick

..answering news reporters' questions, [Texas Governor Rick] Perry suggested Texans might at some point get so fed up they would want to secede from the union, though he said he sees no reason why Texas should do that.

"There's a lot of different scenarios," Perry said. "We've got a great union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we're a pretty independent lot to boot."
Please do. Oh, please, please, please do. We can string barbed wire around the Texas border with New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Louisiana. Hell, we can build the wall that the foaming-mouthed Republicans want to keep out illegal immigrants from Texas.

If Texas were to secede, does that mean that none of the Bushies would be eligible to run for office?

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Whoa.
As a Texan, allow me to apologize for our closeted gay Governor Perry.
You see, he's facing a reelection battle with Sen. Hutchison, a more moderate Republican wingnut, so he was pandering to the extreme right.
You know, the guys with Truck Nutz hanging off their trailer hitches.
Texas isn't just a bunch of redneck lunatics- we are the home to Molly Ivins, Jim Hightower, Ann Richards, Willie Nelson, Sandra Bullock, The Dixie Chicks, Lyle Lovett, Matthew McConnahay, Los Lonely Boys, Dan Rather, etc. etc.
Bush was born in CT and educated in New England.
Those carpetbagging Bush's just came here to loot and pillage our treasure.
If you want to barb wire a state, try Arizona. It's the anus of the universe.

Mule Breath said...

Yeah. What she said.

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